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Come on, come and take a little trip
as we walk down Emily Lane
Where I just seem to keep on gettin’ older
and you just stay the same age
It’s a place where the tapioca pudding is a-swimmin’ with fish eggs
A place where the Doritos are all dotted with tarantula legs

And it seems I always knew
if someone were to join us on this avenue
he’d have to be a steadfast hero of a man
and we’d mosey hand in hand in hand
down Emily Lane

And oh, as the years went by I watched you
as you crossed each boy off your list
through all the DJ Butterhorns, the Flaradies, and the Bokerdinks
But I knew on that double date that this was more than just another dude
And I knew as I watched you fallin’ down and gettin’ up that you knew it, too

And now after all this time
you found the one to brave the trail by your side
Yes, you found your steadfast hero of a man
And we can mosey hand in hand in hand
(Miller Christmas twenty-nine days longer than he ever planned)
Yes, we’ll mosey hand in hand in hand
down Emily Lane